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Volume 1, Issue 11
The Bunion predicts the end of the world on November 21. Please donate.
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OCCUPY WALL STREET MOVES TO WEYAUWEGA. WI
The New Yorker protestors have moved their main protest site from Wall Street to the
small Wisconsin hamlet of Weyauwege, WI. The group’s main spokesman and self
proclaimed original hippie, Glade “Triangle” Love said, “New York is too damn expensive.
Weyauwege is great, cheap housing, cheap food and a nice park. We did modify our
message to be more in line with our Wisconsin hosts but it is still an important issue with
the people.”
small Wisconsin hamlet of Weyauwege, WI. The group’s main spokesman and self
proclaimed original hippie, Glade “Triangle” Love said, “New York is too damn expensive.
Weyauwege is great, cheap housing, cheap food and a nice park. We did modify our
message to be more in line with our Wisconsin hosts but it is still an important issue with
the people.”
Glade and Lady Friend
in Wisconsin Park
in Wisconsin Park
Senator Chuckee Schumer Announces a New Housing Plan
(BU) Washington:
Today the Bunion met with Sen. Chuckee (Never Met a Camera I Didn’t Like) Schumer. The Senator
said his new housing plan will help stimulate the markets and save the United States. Basically the
plan is to give citizenship to foreigners who buy foreclosed houses. The Senator said, “It is a win-win
for all and brings balance to our country. We sent all our jobs overseas so we might as well sell them
all our stuff.” The Bunion reporter was later seen in a local bar drinking heavily.
Today the Bunion met with Sen. Chuckee (Never Met a Camera I Didn’t Like) Schumer. The Senator
said his new housing plan will help stimulate the markets and save the United States. Basically the
plan is to give citizenship to foreigners who buy foreclosed houses. The Senator said, “It is a win-win
for all and brings balance to our country. We sent all our jobs overseas so we might as well sell them
all our stuff.” The Bunion reporter was later seen in a local bar drinking heavily.
Muammar Gaddafi Dead!
On 11/20/11 the long term dictator was killed in his Ohio hideaway while
trying to escape from a Tiger that was on the loose when a game farmer
released all his exotic animals.
trying to escape from a Tiger that was on the loose when a game farmer
released all his exotic animals.
Last Photo of Gaddafi
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