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Volume 1, Issue 7
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Waupaca Post:
Obituaries:
Thaddeus P. Jenkens, 32, was called home to his maker. Thad loved the outdoors
and spent all his spare time roaming the back woods of the area. Services are to
be held this Thursday.
In lieu of flowers the family request donations be sent to the,
“The Thad Jenkens Identifying Dangerous Bear Behavior Foundation”
Obituaries:
Thaddeus P. Jenkens, 32, was called home to his maker. Thad loved the outdoors
and spent all his spare time roaming the back woods of the area. Services are to
be held this Thursday.
In lieu of flowers the family request donations be sent to the,
“The Thad Jenkens Identifying Dangerous Bear Behavior Foundation”
Grizzly Bear Found In Waupaca Wisconsin
Yesterday, this fully grown Grizzly was spotted by Thad Jenkens.
Thad’s brother Barth took this dramatic picture of the encounter.
Thad’s brother Barth took this dramatic picture of the encounter.
Poll: Most Pakistanis Disapprove of Bin Laden's Death
US NAVY OFFERS TO SEND IN PUBLIC RELATIONS TEAM TO HELP
A just released poll showed that 87% of the Kardashian's disapprove of the United States killing of
Bin Laden. A Bunion pole just released showed that 100% of people who read the Bunion don’t
give a shit.
Bin Laden. A Bunion pole just released showed that 100% of people who read the Bunion don’t
give a shit.
Last Photograph Taken By Thad
Saudi Women Protest Ban On Driving
Saudi Arabian women are protesting their governments ban preventing them from driving
automobiles. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton issued a statement in support of lifting the
ban. Saudi officials are holding firm and say “They can’t see shit and keep crashing into
stuff.”
automobiles. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton issued a statement in support of lifting the
ban. Saudi officials are holding firm and say “They can’t see shit and keep crashing into
stuff.”
Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Guilty
Going to Jail
Worried About Hair
Worried About Hair
The disgraced Governor was found guilty on 17 counts. Many expect him to get 5 to 10 years for
the crimes. Illinois Democratic party leader, Billy “Vote Often” Noggens, was over heard to say,
“Damn not again.”
Illinois State Legislators have now passed a bill changing one of the election requirements when
running for the Office of Governor. Any future candidates must already be in prison prior to the
election date. The official statements are touting this as cost saving measure. A press release said
that they expects at least a 20 million dollar savings in court costs on the next governor scandals.
the crimes. Illinois Democratic party leader, Billy “Vote Often” Noggens, was over heard to say,
“Damn not again.”
Illinois State Legislators have now passed a bill changing one of the election requirements when
running for the Office of Governor. Any future candidates must already be in prison prior to the
election date. The official statements are touting this as cost saving measure. A press release said
that they expects at least a 20 million dollar savings in court costs on the next governor scandals.