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Volume 1, Issue 2
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Oprah and her guest, Michelle Obama, discuss BA cheeseburgers they have eaten.
Damn Oprah…
Ashton Kutcher replaces Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men
Ashton Kutcher has finalized his contract to join Two and a Half Men, filling the spot left empty when the show's previous star
was fired in March.
The Bunion finds that 98% of people don’t give a SHIT!!!
Loud cell-phone talker removed from quiet car by police
She had not stopped talking since the train pulled out of Oakland, California, 16 hours before it
reached Salem, Oregon, when a passenger confronted her about the talking.
Ready for a zombie apocalypse?
CDC (Center for Disease Control) has advice
Does that mean there is a Loud Car?
RUN
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
PANDA MATING FAILS - VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
NJ JUDGE TO RULE ON NUDE BEACH
DR. RUTH TO TALK ABOUT SEX WITH NEWSPAPER EDITORS
SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
TWO SISTERS REUNITE AFTER EIGHTEEN YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY
DRUNK DRIVERS PAID $1,000 IN 1984
AUTOS KILLING 110 A DAY, LETS RESOLVE TO DO BETTER
IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY IT MAY LAST A WHILE
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
SMOKERS ARE PRODUCTIVE, BUT DEATH CUTS EFFICIENCY
COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
CHILD'S DEATH RUINS COUPLE'S HOLIDAY
BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN'T SEEN IN YEARS
MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY
DEATH CAUSES LONELINESS, FEELING OF ISOLATION
INTERESTING HEADLINES
US Navy Commissions Newest Carrier
LAST BUNION ISSUE
5-21-2011
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